January 2012
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fuck mary now im listening to this
In the year 3000
Music teacher: im going to teach you a traditional African chant
to the window
to the wall
til the sweat drips down my balls
all you bitches crawl
reblog this post if i have permission to invade...
onlondontimex3:
im-bryce:
beautiful-surgery:
this is a very lonely new year’s eve lol please.
^^
lease do i dont get enough asks and i am on the vrge of being drunk so this could be fun
OH MY GOD WHOEVER YOU ARE I LOVE YOU eta: it’s imahorribleflatmate.tumblr.com
I went on omegle and posted Post your Tumblr if you want an anonymous message from me :)
Stranger 2: Would this ‘anonymous message’ be good or bad? -SH
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hobbit-queen replied to your post: OKAY TUMBLR. PLEASE VOTE Which should I do:…
I want to go for both but the second one sounds so good…
Check your email. :P
OKAY TUMBLR.
PLEASE VOTE
Which should I do: Write crack!fic based on genderswapped MH characters
or write crack!fic based on Jay, Alex, Tim, and The Operator getting clones.
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I mean holy shit she's 30 and she still looks...
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Things about Tumblr users that I find awesome?
We say “I love you” to mean “I love you”
But we also say “I hate you” to mean “I love you”. Or even “fuck you I hate you get out of my life” means “I love you”.
Tumblr users are incredibly awesome because we don’t hate anybody, we love each other :D
On Forgiveness
madgastronomer:
There’s been a lot going around in certain circles about forgiveness, especially in the context of abuse. People are insisting that abusers who repent and change should be forgiven, and that it’s healing for victims to forgive their abusers. I fucking hate this. Merriam-Webster Online defines “forgive” as “to cease to feel resentment against (an offender) : pardon...
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Debating rewatching MH again just so I can screepcap pictures of Alex’s legs for fuckyeahjosephdelageslegs.
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petrichoriousparalian:
lobsterinakoopashell replied to your post: Nine o’clock. Time to start drinking if I wanna be crying drunk by midnight.
*jealous*
This just means you’ll know to come to Boston next time, right? :D
Awww, shit this just reminded me it’s almost time to start drinking.
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I just saved two Tim gifs as “gleeful Tim” and “girlishly delighted Tim”.
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Gratuitous Gif post!
thathandsomemau5:
captain-innit:
4th Gif is my favourite :-)
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captain-innit:
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captain-innit replied to your post: captain-innit replied to your post: I AM HORRIBLY…
I NEED THAT MAN’S SEX IN MY LIFE RIGHT NOW
I NEED THAT MAN’S SEX IN MY LIFE CROTCH RIGHT NOW
HERE FIXED THAT FOR YOU
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Trying to make my friend Laura watch Marble Hornets. Encouraging her to livetext her responses to me. Oh please let me corrupt another PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.
I got John into Marble Hornets. He just texted me with “I’m making K watch Marble Hornets.” >:D
YESSSS
CONTINUE TO PROPAGATE THE SPECIES
TIM WHY DO YOU PANDER TO THE FANGIRLS YOU ARE NOT...
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captain-innit replied to your post: I AM HORRIBLY HORRIBLY AROUSED RIGHT NOW AND IT’S…
HE HAS THE CUTEST LITTLE BELLY EVER. UNF HNNNG AND ALL THAT
I GENUINELY PAUSED TO STARE AT IT FOR ABOUT TWENTY SECOND BEFORE I WENT ON
AUGH HOLY CRAP HIS ARMS THOUGH
THE MUSCLES IN HIS ARMS AT ONE POINT I NEARLY DIED HE IS SO BEAUTIFUL
I AM HORRIBLY HORRIBLY AROUSED RIGHT NOW AND IT’S ALL TIM’S STUPID FAULT WITH HIS STOMACH AND CHEST AND ARMS AND FACE FUCK YOU TIM
AND YOUR PERFECT MOUTH
UGH AND YOUR ARMS AGAIN
AND YOUR NEW HAIRCUT
HOW ARE YOU SO PERFECT
DGKASDGHKASDLGASDJKH ASDKLGJ TIM IN A BOX TIM IN A BOX
OH GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING
I CAN’T EVEN STOP LAUGHING
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fizztography replied to your post: Ryan came over
Glad to hear. You ever want to talk about it (or anything), feel free to PM me on Facebook.
Thank you. :) I will keep that in mind. You’re awesome. :D
Reblog if it's still 2011 in your country.
#how’s it like in 2012? #flying cars? #zombies? #did justin bieber grow chest hair?
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Huh, I lost two followers overnight. Oh well.
Ryan came over
It was very awkward for some of the time, but the other half was spent talking about assorted things and laughing about Ocean Marketing and having at least a decent time. He gave me my gifts, said he wants to fix us, and let me hug him goodbye. It’s a start, and it’s nice.
December 2011
Drank all my booze. Time to drive to the store to buy more for 12 hours from now. :)
My resolution for the next year:
Me: I'm going to do so much better in school, oh my god. It's going to be great. My grades will be straight As and my parents will be so proud of me. I'll do my homework every night and study for tests. I'll stay off the computer and hang out with my friends. Possibly even get a boyfriend! Oh and keep my room clean. I'll be the perfect child my family has always wanted.
Tumblr: Hahahahaha nope.
we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
grapefruitsandass:
>check email
>fall in love with beth again
>scroll down dash
>still in love with beth
I am a good provider :3
also the face I just made! I’m not on my computer but it’s that excited baby gif.
Oh yay so tired I’m hallucinating. good night. :(
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Oh look I wrote Alex/Jay fic based on entry 38. Basically it’s set entirely upon the “come here… just, come here” that Alex says, that I said was almost flirty. And I decided Jay would watch something that would break his heart.
Watching the tape, Jay saw himself walking behind Alex, hearing the tightness in his voice that he recognised as either fear or cold, guessing it...
Finally writing entry 38’s “come here” porn fic.
GET PREPARED.
That awkward moment when you have to remember to use the character names, not the actor names because you are so used to writing RPS.
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REBLOG if your icon is actually you.
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Gilmore Girls S01x03
Time for another episode!
The theme song is amazing :)
Oh no this is the GOLF EPISODE :p
God Emily why are you such a shitty fucking person sometimes? Why do you have to hurt every single person?
Shut UP you awful horrid person. I hate you so much in these early seasons.
I love when Lorelai goes on tangents :D
Oh the twins and their marriage :3
Okay I’m too drunk to keep liveblogging...
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Gilmore Girls S01xE02
Maybe I should actually blog some decent response
OH MY GOD IF YOU HAVEN’T ALREADY DOWNLOAD “THE MAN WHO MURDERED LOVE” BY XTC IT IS AMAZEBALLS
I love this opening. “IT’S 7:14. IT’S 7:15. IT’S 7:16!” “OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT TIME GIRL? WHY DON’T YOU GO DOWNSTAIRS AND WARM UP THE CAR.”
I love how Rory reflects on...
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Rory: They kept calling me Mary.
Lorelai: You're kidding me! Woooooowww, I can't believe they still say that!
Rory: Why, what does it mean?
Lorelai: Mary, like Virgin Mary. It means they think you look like a goody-goody.
Rory: You're kidding!
Lorelai: No.
Rory: Well, what would they have called me if they thought I looked like a slut?
Lorelai: Well, they might have added a "Magdalene" to it.
Rory: Wow, biblical insults, this is an advanced school!
My life is an endless pit of horniness.